Should I run for Governor?


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Here’s my thinking…

My campaign promises will be simple:

I will openly try to make everyone sick or dead through virus-exposure, then starve, then freeze, then cause you to go bankrupt from a huge electric bill. Then I promise more virus exposure and repeat.

If it worked for Texas Gov. Greg Abbott, why not me?




Tom Limoncelli

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