A blog of rants, screeds, and other nonsense

Reporters say that NY Gov Cuomo is calling Jeff Bezos begging him to reconsider.

I’m sure he’s offering even MORE concessions.

Here’s what I would do as governor:

Have you been asked to generate data for a demo system? Here’s some advice.

Creating a software demo is like creating a TV commercial. You should structure the project that way.

When I worked at Bell Labs, there was a door that slammed really loudly when it closed. This wouldn’t be a big deal except that it was right near me. Oh, and it was in the middle of my team’s offices so when it slammed, nearly everyone on the team would jump.

Let’s put this “AT&T could have owned the entire internet” idea to rest. No f—ing way it could have happened.

As “software eats the world” executives need to “understand software”. If you were an executive that was old-school and wanted to “understand software”, what would you teach them?

I just made it a LOT easier to write letters to my representatives.

I can’t believe my health insurance makes me fax certain forms. What year is this?

Well, anyway… that reminds me of something that happened to me many years ago back when fax machines were more common.

This was a draft. The final version is now available as a pay-what-you-want self-published book called Tom’s Finance Guide: Retire Rich!

This was a draft. The final version is now available as a pay-what-you-want self-published book called Tom’s Finance Guide: Retire Rich!

This was a draft. The final version is now available as a pay-what-you-want self-published book called Tom’s Finance Guide: Retire Rich!

This was a draft. The final version is now available as a pay-what-you-want self-published book called Tom’s Finance Guide: Retire Rich!

This was a draft. The final version is now available as a pay-what-you-want self-published book called Tom’s Finance Guide: Retire Rich!

This was a draft. The final version is now available as a pay-what-you-want self-published book called Tom’s Finance Guide: Retire Rich!

This was a draft. The final version is now available as a pay-what-you-want self-published book called Tom’s Finance Guide: Retire Rich!

This was a draft. The final version is now available as a pay-what-you-want self-published book called Tom’s Finance Guide: Retire Rich!

This was a draft. The final version is now available as a pay-what-you-want self-published book called Tom’s Finance Guide: Retire Rich!

Q: How do cryptographic hashes like MD5 and SHA work?

A few years ago I saw a group of guys with jackets that all had a patch that said, “Safety Third”.

I thought it was hilarious. I’ve heard the phrase “Safety First” since I can remember and this seemed hilariously contrarian.

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Please don’t call me if you are selling a monitoring project that uses AI to do amazing things.

Since 1991 I have been contacted by sales people from startups that use AI to make their monitoring system awesome.

The first couple times I took their call and set up a demo. I was always disappointed.

Now I just ignore these phone calls and emails.

Here are the four most important reasons:

I’m reviewing a LOT of talk proposals, draft papers, draft chapters, etc. I’ve noticed that people’s titles tend to rarely be plainspoken descriptions of the topic.

(This was originally written in response to someone pointing out all the unethical things the GOP did to gerrymander the US to the point where we are no longer a democracy.)

I have no more patience for the “lazy libertarians”.

A lazy libertarian responds to everything with one of 3 messages:

If you don’t stop problems when they’re small, you f— it up in historically catastrophic ways.

(Originally posted on Facebook, Nov 9, 2016)

Dear docuSign,

Let me explain to you how you wasted an hour of my time today.

So, I met with a major hardware vendor today to talk about firmware update processes. They have a few different products for managing firmware. The “best in class” that they offer is… a reminder of why enterprise IT is so f—ed up.